I just realised you guys don’t know what the hellion Helix looks like

unfriendlyblackwitch:

unfriendlyblackwitch:

well this isnt setting a scary precedent 👁️👄👁️

u write some bad poetry in highschool that alludes to a miscarriage and its used to put u in prison u sing freely about politics and against genocide now its seen as a credible threat to the state now it can be brought up to a bunch of pierogi looking idiots who believe in charcoal smoothies and they get to weigh ur art as if it was as heavy as a gun i mean bro

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monkeychewtoy:

the-haiku-bot:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

my mom says i have

to go to bed now which one

of u fuckers told

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

holy shit it’s the original without the meaners edit

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sapphling:

the typical transphobic talking point of “oh so if the person you’re having sex with decides they’re transgender during, does that make it gay/straight sex huh????” is stupid for the obvious reasons but also because if somebody transed their gender while they were inside me that would fucking rule. keep me guessing babe

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punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone’s mom and you need to realize how swag this is

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

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ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

There are so many things about black mesa in half life 1 that were so incredibly fucked up if you take it out of the context of a 3D platformer. Im not even talking about the alien experiments or the government coverup or the fact that the military just had a kill switch for every black mesa employee in the event that shit got out. Im talking about how there’s an entire room dedicated to… pressing green sludge, i guess

There’s a nuke in the car park. Why is there a nuke in the car park. I know in the context of it being a video game it’s to make that laser grid room as infuriating as possible but in-univerae could you imagine parking your car, heading in the nearest door and the first thing you see every day before descending the maintenance elevator is a nuke

What’s the point of this room. What was the scientific method that was used here

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nonasuch:

theshehulkproject:

ALT

ALT

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

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stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

I hate it when people are like “get out of your comfort zone” literally every single thing I do in my life feels like me getting out of my comfort zone

Get up in the morning? Uncomfortable. Go somewhere? Uncomfortable. Get a minuscule task done? Uncomfortable. Do anything but rot in bed? Uncomfortable. I am a girl who was made to be inert and nothing else

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todaysbird:

julianova44:

todaysbird:

i love bird bandings and their unintended effects

In case you don’t know, I’m using banding to track birds, it was discovered that in some populations the bands made the birds more attractive

only-tiktoks:

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cannibalchicken:

cannibalchicken:

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